Busy ..Busy..Busy

sorry, pips, it might take a a couple of weeks for me to settle down,
just relocated to Boston, for my new job, trying to settle down into my new apartment,

so give me some time, everything is very hectic right now

i'll be back...
hahah
Toyin-T

and i really liked this one.....(shhh ..its a secret)

you know, i really should just give up on guys...true talk. gbo-gbo nonsense yi, is just getting on my last dam nerves.

becos all this dramatilizations occurring in my ever crazy life never seems to end.

okay, so i hung up the phone on him, whats the big deal, maybe i was just looking for a way out that will hurt his feelings and give me a clear pass to waka away= move on

you know,

1: his work hours were crazy, i wasn't talking or seeing him, i had a slight feeling it was all about sex,

2: anyway i was getting tired of the falling asleep on the phone crap becos he is tired and just came out of surgery,

3: or the putting me on hold, drama becos his pager went off,

4: or no being able to go out on proper dates cos he was on call and his hospital might page him,

5: or him working nights, or him coming to take me out on dates in his scrubs becos he was really tired and culdnt go home to change....the list goes on

to continue the story, hahah, i brought up the issue of us not hanging out, thats how this brotha starts talking about me saying i want a relationship, ..WHAT. i think he must think he was God's creation to girls..

he wasn't listening, he was just hearing what he wanted to hear, i wasn't talking becos i wanted to take this further, i was talking becos i was tired!!

there really was no point trying to tell him that i was tired of all this and wanted to waka far=walk away.

so i just hung up the phone..KAPPISh.. end of story, so am single again...as usual
...so here is another story again about me and guys.
and i really liked this one.

update:....
not to sound like a bitch, i really liked him, but he not making time for me was hurting me,and i had to look out 4 myself.
his schedule/work hours was crazy , this wasn't his fault. it was the wrong time for both of us. i had to let him go or he was goin to end up hurting me.

My Gorimapa/Bald Look..yes i am wearing a wig in the picture.

oya, let me give you pips the full gist

...sometime in November, when extreme studying, and exhaustion with life occurred to me,
i decided to cut off all my hair, besides the hair dye was also breaking my hair .
true talk, my hair looked like a homeless person combines with dry crayfish and it was horredious, in baba- suwe's word.. my hair was very suspicious..lmao

...so back to my story, before i cut the hair, all the hair stores refused to cut, it giving me B.S story like deep conditioning blah blah....as a self reliant babe, when i got home i took my ever reliable scissors and cut the whole damn thing, .....now let me explain,

...nooo i wasnt depressed, i was just tired of the lifeless hair.

i cut it Gorimapa..style, just like a guys hair...its was the perfect baldy, ..i was taking showers and washing my head every freakin morning.....you shld see the joy in my face...pure bliss..ahhhhhhhhhh

so anyway, i bought 2 correct wiggs, that i put on my head when i go out..
..i know what you guys are thinkin, ..and NO the wigg never fell off my head..haba, have more faith in me, okay maybe a couple of times , i have had some near fatal occurrences with the wigg....

..so i went to BT, for job interview, i was staying my my friend, usually i take off the damn wig , when i am gisting or having fun, it constricts my style.

..anyway, my friend told me, one of her office guys was commin over for dinner, but he was pretty borring, so i shouldnt stress. ..me i was okay, whatever, since the guy is boring, i wont bother beautify myself.
(beautifying = puting the wigg on, applying powder, mascara, lipgloss, the whole pancake effect..lol)

..anyway the guy came, and i was with my gorimapa/bald head, playing and talking, after like 4 hours , he said we should go out for , drinks,.

ehmm did this boy say drinks ..yeparipah, extreme shock , infact totally stunned, see how my brain was calculating faster than excel...damn!!!!
..thats how , i decided i will just rush up, and come back and act as if nothing changed, maybe the boy will not notice than my hairstyle changed within 2 secs..flat...

..so i told the bro to give me a sec, thats how toyin -t ran upstairs to put on my wigg, while i also sent 2 express prayer request to baba God, pronto!...
prayer
1: Dont let this boy remember i was with my gorimapa/bald head before..
2: pls Lord, dont let him remember, dont let him remeber..(added some speaking in tongues here for jara..)

anyway, as i got down,
...he was like whoa!!! what happened ???.

TT's reaction, was priceless,
i was very calm, and acted both shocked and surprised
huh.., what is this homie talking about,
of course, there is nothing different about how i look, .. NoW!, ... abi??

Geisha tagged me, so now my yarsh is in the open air ..hahaha

okay...here it goes...

names i go by

• TT, toyin peperempe, omo-labi eyin lari(we gave birth , it is teeth we see..haha), breakable, Nigerian nightmare ..okay i guess i should stop..

2 things i am wearing right now
....ehm..em..slight cough..hahah, you this girl, u want me 2 show my self haba...okay oh

• pink socks and victoria secret body bra..hahah.

2 things i want to have in a relationship

• ..hmn..laughter, smiles...the rest can always take care of it self.

2 of my favorite things to do.

• ..talk...i really talk a lot..true,

• dance, take long walks

• read...okay i had to add this,mummy toyintomato would be mad, if i dont

two things i want really badly.

• samsung 40 inch flat screen...haha i know, my mouth is 2 big

• BMW x5....just /

so that i dont look like my mouth has diarrhea.., i would also like .....oh i give up, i just want my T.V

2 pets i had to have..

ehm..wetin concern agbero with overload, did this girl say pets...

anyway as a correct yoruba girl, my dear mother told me that i don't need pets as long as i have a very big extended family.

• instead i do plants/flowers, i have a nice 4 potted plant garden..growing nicely..hahah

2 things i did last nite.

• sent a text to my crush that i felt like kissing him....unfortunately the nonsense and konkobility stupid boy refused to reply me...ori mi oh, see my life....hahahah

• listen to asa songs..click on the website..here

2 things i ate last nite.

• 7pm= turkey sandwich and yogurt.. haba i am on a diet, this figure 8 sepe-sepe..must come(copyright Shina peters...hmnn i wonder is shina-P still alive???)

2 people i talked to

• my home girl from Boston,she was in traffic/goes slow ..and needed some of my ever reliable , this is not a counterfeit talk-talk mouth to keep her goin..lol

• my mum, they have a new housemaid, ...and it is a boy...naija housemaids= plenty hilarocious hilarity drama.

2 things i am doin right now

• chilling like chin-chin ....hisss ....norrin of course..am online typing this!

2 longest car rides.........here i have to agree with geisha

• driving down to kankon, my high school, on the outskirts of Lagos/badagry

• driving down in the ekene dili chukwu bus for my Nysc in isia-langua..i cant remember the state...i am so sure i have completely murdered the igbo names...."everybody bend down for the arrow!" , TT is shootin some language bombs...hahhahah

2 fav holidays..
duh!!! of course..all the holidays..abi didn't they call it holiday..kilode!..everyday is a parry for me...

fav beverages.

• just water...i know borin!
  

• Grean tea..okay i know its not a beverage ..shh, abeg wetin concern me ..
  

person no longer alive i'd like to talk to.
..hmnn cant think of any

....ehh, ehh, flashing light bulb in my brain.., i think i got tagged a while back ..click here for that post.

damn.. am so sorry i will catch up on the previous comments later.

i got hit with Lemons...i made a DaMn good LeMonade!! haha

so where do i start with all the splendiferous dramatilizations of my dramatic life..lol

i passed my MSc. Finance comprehensive exam...yeah! 6 hr exam is no joke... remembering all i have learnt from my very first class...in fact i have to stop my self here, and congratulate, baba God, for giving me this brain.

..big Gbosa and splendorous Thank you 2 Baba God.. kilode.
answering 12 questions covering all the classes in my degree...is no joke

anyway back to another topic.. fortunately, they refused to graduate me, after passing the pass/ fail exam, i got a nonsense letter about me not takin statistic foundation class...

anyway to save the unnecessary and jagbanjantis talk, and ...i agreed to take the class online , the skool is payin for everything, since they messed up.. anyway ."the devil is a liar" i will graduate in February.

so i have 3 months , well its 2 months now, to chill, all expense paid, while i take foundation statistics.. to which i have already passed the pre-requisites classes,...hahah

after effects of studying nonstop for 3monts, no gym, no contact with people , no T.V, just me my textbooks lots of crappy fast food and my new boo " the library" = 6pounds weight gain..okay maybe its 71/2 pounds ...lol

so whats been happening in blog world, i see omosewa has gone private..kilode,
i haven't really made my blogg rounds yet, so i am little stale on info.

thanks for all the comments,Christmas and happy new year greetings...expect the toyin-toma to hit up everyone's bloggs soon.
more gist also commin up,

hint..
1- discombobulated crazy guy stalkin me..(notice new vocab)
2- princess toyin-t , from Africa harassing human resource personnel...haha,
3- toyin-t gone wild in newyork and new jersey...."my drink and my 2 step"...
4- kilode toyin peperembe is being beautified...beyonce move over, rihanna take cover..

lol
i really need to be less corny..its 2008!
toyin.., umbrella, ella, eh eh eh...lmao

Disapearing Act

my finals are coming up.

so it is with much craftiness. ToyinT is performing her usual disappearing act...lol

need to study hard, i don't want TO GIVE mummy toyintomato, a reason to fly down here and give my yarsh some correct naija homemade ass whopping

...the fear of Mummy toyintomato is the beginning of excellent grades..lmao

AND a VerY bIg shOut oUt to Callywaffy babe..HAPPY BUFfDAY..MWAHHHHHHHHHHH!

see you guys after my finals
i will reply all your comments then..

signing off
Madam Toyintomato
Self appointed Special Adviser to the Special adviser of the Special Adviser of the Honorable Minister of Information and gossip...hahahah

3 gbosa for ToyinT

GboSA......gBoSa!....ggGGGbOOSSssA!...hahaha

me sef, i tire, anytime i read my posts it almost like i am always on a roller coaster aka Toyin-T the emotional roller costar..guys be very VeRy AFRAID...brouhaha, i am so corny..( sorry Vivian green)
.
fery plenty tory, plenty tory, i say.

my crazy friend that had an accident , just bough a new car, i refuse to judge, lai-lai, i will not mutter a word. ..oya a little bit..so why did she crash her car in an "alleged" accident. hmmn.." shaking my head".....the many scams in America...anyway, i haf comot eyes.

..so what else is happening, i have gone to harras my professor to give me an A, you should have seen, me, Toyin-T at my best, i told prof R, i want an A in this class.any way the naughty prof has aggreed to improve my grade, if i participate more in class, during my period of serious confusications with life, i did not talk in class. i think the Baba Prof kinda missed me.
so i have promised him a full representation of the Toyintomato in classes for the next 2 weeks..

what else is new, haba , see me and me talka-tiveness, okay so i work the front desk( my school job), so i have to answer inquires ..blah.blah blah in short i am a recep/ student office assistant. what ever.

anyway back to my story, a student called and was harrassing me on the phone, i am usually very calm, so i was telling the person calmly, to go to the school website and find the information, after 3 different explanations and the girl still refused.. thats how, my original accent started coming out, then i heard
" TOYIN-T, is that you on the phone , shakaraing me"
..yeparipa.. see my serious laughter. anyway i found out it was one of my friends. so i did the favor for her.

...next what else, anon, is really stressing about my under gee, serious gbeorun , most likely we are related(we both inherited the Gbeborun gene..haha)
anyway if release the full gist, the it will no longer be an undergee relationship. and remember my olowo Ori mi( unknown future fantastic husband) is going to see/read this blog,and i dont want to have to lie.
"undergee has promised me that he will be with me till i marry. so most likely future olowo ori mi might meet him. and so Undergee will forever remain undergee, sorry pips .

..okay, on a side note, i know i have a terrible habit of not replying comments, i really have to work on this.

..what else, see me , i finally went to the GYm, yepa. extreme shock and surprisation of the highest order, i have gained 5 pounds( uk people , do the conversion to kg, my maths has failed me here)
anyway, see how i hit the treadmill i was determined.. operation "beat the pounds" have started, all my semi -fatty foods have gone, i am counting calorie like i am Oprah's best friend(Gail move over jare).
it remain small i wanted to start writing a food journal , then i remembered . this is Toyin_T the Original, the Lepa, in the Lepashandi, the Oreke, in the Orekelewa, Break in the Breakable( nic name in skool), the PLe, in the Omo to Ple, the tomato in the oya i dont have anymore,

digression without purpose, nonsensity
..so i Hiss this useless Fat does not know who it is dealing with.

...what else is new in my life, yes!, there is a guy i think has a crush on me, he invited me out on Friday, i really don't want to go, number 5999999, on Toyin T's words for existing in this crazy world of dating says .

"don't go out with a guy , you are not interested in, even if the guy is really nice and looks good. say No!!!."

its really practical, most people will know, you will just end up hurting the poor boy for no reason entirely, and damage him for the next girl.. remember i am doin this for the other Single girls out there..haha.

..so what happened with waffycallbabe, i missed all the drama..double Dam.Damn, i am, very sure, it will be related to anon comment. anyway i will go and read "citypeople" this will tame my Gbeborunities for a little while.

hey Fumni, i got you email, hope you are still reading the blog, a couple of my friends have found this blog, no shaking, i have nothing to hide. and in true razz style " big shout out to my Kankon family"

... since i am on this topic, i want to send a request to my Family...
broda, plentz sista,... my uncke kosamo,.... my Aunti tomtom,.... Daddy toyin-t, Big Mummy Number 2,... our drifer baba Action aka babs the action Man...hahahah .

hope you guys are still reading just a temp lapse to channel 7 father christmas time request show ..hahaha

i really am corny, i always seem to crack my self up each time..LMAo

anyway have fun off to class as usual.
later.pips.