so i found my diary from 2003, a bunch of crap and a bunch of hilarious hilariticios stories
since its my dairy this might be more personal than funny , so enjoy
Nov,02,2005: Description of Guys or maybe one guy in my life
So am waiting for Mr Right or Mr out of Sight, and then i begin to doubt, so i decide to have a little fun with MR FOR NOW and wind up hurt and confused
I spend some time with MR TOO Good to be TrUE until i realize , he IS, and am left with a broken heart.
MR ALMOST and MR PRETTY come along, but the more i get to know them , the further from the ideal they seem. they are NOT perfect, but if i am honest neither am I
Then Gbam!! Mr SEEMINGLY GOOD but BAD comes along then am sucked back it again..gosh! when will this cycle end.
Thursday, December 11, 2008
Monday, September 22, 2008
his name is ERIC!!!
Eric, and i have become very good friends, fortunately i can never recognize him.
...so this is the tory of how i met Eric,
after a long and exhausting and totally excruiating day( wey dem.. i used big grammer...a round of applause for me)
so back to the gist, at precisely 3 :23 am..(don't worry i know the exact time)
thats how madam Tot- starting hearing
oh Eric!..OH! ..oh!.. Oh ERIC
thats how i open just one eye look at my bedside clock..3:20am , i adjusted my sleeping position, checked my windows and put my sleep back in cruise control and carry go.
**hiss , nonsense neighbors.. trying to wake madam T up inbetween my sweet fanimorous, fantastic and inactual fact joloful sleep
2:23 am- ERIC, ERIC...ERIC......haba winsh ones is this Eric...(*this early momo)
2: 37 am - gboom!!!, gboom!!! haba see me see trouble my wall is vibrating
Mr Eric was getting his grind on at my own expense
.
.options to consider
1: hit the wall back with a stick
2: call the cops - complain about noise disturbance
3; ignore him , the average **** (fill in the gap) rate is 20 mins, he will soon tire
i choose option 3, you people know how i LUrve my sleep. by now my anger was raised to power 5 ... but as a correct babe i checked the anger .. quick quick..
finally my sleep ran way, and gbeboruniciousnities took over , i decided to see , how long Mr Eric can go on
.
4:am- everyTHing is quiet
4:10am- Mr Eric started again
4:28 am - Mr Eric stopped
5:12 am - Mr Eric started again
Haba ..serious vexation of the highest order, abi these oloribuku's dont have work this morning it 5am, i have lost 2 hours of sleep.
..i refuse to get angry, you know am single "wink"..i don't want to act like a frustrated desperado..hahah
6am- No way, Mr Eric is still goin strong.
Due to my utmost respect for Mr Eric in achieving this unbelievable feat for 3hrs, i decided to call in to work late to honor him and listen for his GRAND FINALE..
unfortunately.. i fell asleep!!!.. SEE MY LIFE ..
but i know i can always recognize Mr Eric- i got his
soundtrack!!.."wink"
...so this is the tory of how i met Eric,
after a long and exhausting and totally excruiating day( wey dem.. i used big grammer...a round of applause for me)
so back to the gist, at precisely 3 :23 am..(don't worry i know the exact time)
thats how madam Tot- starting hearing
oh Eric!..OH! ..oh!.. Oh ERIC
thats how i open just one eye look at my bedside clock..3:20am , i adjusted my sleeping position, checked my windows and put my sleep back in cruise control and carry go.
**hiss , nonsense neighbors.. trying to wake madam T up inbetween my sweet fanimorous, fantastic and inactual fact joloful sleep
2:23 am- ERIC, ERIC...ERIC......haba winsh ones is this Eric...(*this early momo)
2: 37 am - gboom!!!, gboom!!! haba see me see trouble my wall is vibrating
Mr Eric was getting his grind on at my own expense
.
.options to consider
1: hit the wall back with a stick
2: call the cops - complain about noise disturbance
3; ignore him , the average **** (fill in the gap) rate is 20 mins, he will soon tire
i choose option 3, you people know how i LUrve my sleep. by now my anger was raised to power 5 ... but as a correct babe i checked the anger .. quick quick..
finally my sleep ran way, and gbeboruniciousnities took over , i decided to see , how long Mr Eric can go on
.
4:am- everyTHing is quiet
4:10am- Mr Eric started again
4:28 am - Mr Eric stopped
5:12 am - Mr Eric started again
Haba ..serious vexation of the highest order, abi these oloribuku's dont have work this morning it 5am, i have lost 2 hours of sleep.
..i refuse to get angry, you know am single "wink"..i don't want to act like a frustrated desperado..hahah
6am- No way, Mr Eric is still goin strong.
Due to my utmost respect for Mr Eric in achieving this unbelievable feat for 3hrs, i decided to call in to work late to honor him and listen for his GRAND FINALE..
unfortunately.. i fell asleep!!!.. SEE MY LIFE ..
but i know i can always recognize Mr Eric- i got his
soundtrack!!.."wink"
Sunday, September 21, 2008
yePAAH- see my Life
in actual fact i am totally horrifies, No ..no wrong word, , i am totally embarrassment and disgraced.
the last time i blogged was in May, this is September.
..everyone begged, they sent email, the made phone calls, ..and my stupid, gbense, stubborn head, refused to make time ... i busy chasing boy up and down boston , and now "boy " has gone, so am back to being single again, ...hahaha
..shhh, now i have to add this to my list of things i don't see thru.
anyway..AM BAAAAACK!!!, this might not be too regular but i will at least try.
to get myself back into the "inner circle of Blogville"
MAdam Tot- aka toyintomato is back,
decided to be 2008 compliant
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the last time i blogged was in May, this is September.
..everyone begged, they sent email, the made phone calls, ..and my stupid, gbense, stubborn head, refused to make time ... i busy chasing boy up and down boston , and now "boy " has gone, so am back to being single again, ...hahaha
..shhh, now i have to add this to my list of things i don't see thru.
anyway..AM BAAAAACK!!!, this might not be too regular but i will at least try.
to get myself back into the "inner circle of Blogville"
MAdam Tot- aka toyintomato is back,
decided to be 2008 compliant
Larer
Saturday, May 17, 2008
Walk into the Guy's Toilet..Nobody will stop you..True!
okay, so i was at the airport, and as usual, the planes were delayed, anyhow, i was funmming and lamenting, cause, i was supposed to be at work, and my darling boss does not play with lateness- aka Tardiness..
anyway.. so piss was catching me, and i walked over to the ladies, however i was talking to one of my toasters and he was trying to calm me down, so i did not want to enter the ladies.."you know guys can actually hear you when you pee, they just pretend like they did not hear anything :)
on a side note..am loving this song right now..wait at 48secs, my dance moves goes into over -Drive
anyway back to the story, so i was walking in circles.."hot piss delaying tactic"..so when the boy finally got of the phone , that's how i ran in the toilet, as i entered, i saw one baba smile at me, so am like..hmnn this airport must be co-ed.
so, thats how , i carry go, i continued walking in looking for a free stall..that's how, i was confronted with exactly 3 bare buts of guys..,
my stupid brain still did not click... i was like okay i will check the left side, they will have the toilets that have doors that you can close...(p.s its not my fault my skool is co-ed, gender equality crap.so nothing surprises, guys sleep in the same room with girls....and so many other things)
finally my light bulb blew up...Shooo!... am in the guy"s toilet...
if you see the 4-40 , i used to run out, i carried my 2 kobo-kobo Leggs and ran like hot piss was catching me(which in fact it was )..
anyway the airport security guys saw me run, u shld have seen them they laughing so hard !
..stupid me, i was talking on the phone and i did not look up at the sign for the toilet, i just waka /walked in like my father built it...also how come the guys never even stopped me, they were all just smiling
lesson learnt= if you go into the guys toilet, no body will stop you! ..
HMnn i wonder, .. will they have ever told me, i was in the wrong toilet/bathroom
anyway.. so piss was catching me, and i walked over to the ladies, however i was talking to one of my toasters and he was trying to calm me down, so i did not want to enter the ladies.."you know guys can actually hear you when you pee, they just pretend like they did not hear anything :)
on a side note..am loving this song right now..wait at 48secs, my dance moves goes into over -Drive
anyway back to the story, so i was walking in circles.."hot piss delaying tactic"..so when the boy finally got of the phone , that's how i ran in the toilet, as i entered, i saw one baba smile at me, so am like..hmnn this airport must be co-ed.
so, thats how , i carry go, i continued walking in looking for a free stall..that's how, i was confronted with exactly 3 bare buts of guys..,
my stupid brain still did not click... i was like okay i will check the left side, they will have the toilets that have doors that you can close...(p.s its not my fault my skool is co-ed, gender equality crap.so nothing surprises, guys sleep in the same room with girls....and so many other things)
finally my light bulb blew up...Shooo!... am in the guy"s toilet...
if you see the 4-40 , i used to run out, i carried my 2 kobo-kobo Leggs and ran like hot piss was catching me(which in fact it was )..
anyway the airport security guys saw me run, u shld have seen them they laughing so hard !
..stupid me, i was talking on the phone and i did not look up at the sign for the toilet, i just waka /walked in like my father built it...also how come the guys never even stopped me, they were all just smiling
lesson learnt= if you go into the guys toilet, no body will stop you! ..
HMnn i wonder, .. will they have ever told me, i was in the wrong toilet/bathroom
Thursday, April 24, 2008
Assault of one boobs and many boobies
okay i know, the weather is getting warmer, but, haba, is it becos i am new to this city, or maybe it is a trend, ..
so i got on the T,aka subway, this morning , and low and behold, a pair of nipples assaulted my very dear eyes,.. so my serious curiosity got hold of me, and i looked up to see the face that owned the boobies, it was an Old Woman, okay so maybe she was tired of wearing a bra, i forgave her lack of judgment,
a couple of minutes later, at south station, i am going up the stairs, and i raised
my head up...KILODe..what What..damn!!, another set of waist level boobies, this lady's boobs, was almost hitting her belly button.
what maybe this is a Boston craze, you know am from Rochester, its really cold there, so nobody is would even dare leaving their house bra-less, before the -2 degree cold weather will freeze ure damn titties off, its goin to be like somehone is hanging some large ice cubes off your boobs, .....lol, i digress again...sorry.
okay back to my story of the boobs assault, so i decided to grab a smoothy and of course, i saw another bra-less, hanging boobs, so i decided not to be bothered again,
based on my empirical survey and serious analysis, i think this is a Boston trend, maybe its an unspoken tradition, ""when the weather is warm, throw out your bras""..hahha..
oky, so i got on the train, and finally had peace, yeah, i could read my paper with being assaulted from left right and centre,
so i opened up the paper, the first 5 sentences i read, i screamed like a true RAzzz BABE that i am, the guy behind me was like,..oh you just read page 1.(cant find the link, but its a TRue!! story, ..touch my tongue)
so the article was that, they caught a New jersey cop, getting a Blow job from a Cow, oya let me use proper English, he was receiving fellatio aka oral sex ...hahaha, from a COW!, its officially called bestiality to animals...hahahah
poor cow, how did the cow know its supposed to suck, oh ..my useless brain, is coming up with so many explanations..
but one thing i am sure of, without any doubt in my mind, the bra-less boobs of these Boston old women,is a serious contributing factor , to that guy going to do the Nasty-Nasty with cow..
"shaking my head"....really !!
so i got on the T,aka subway, this morning , and low and behold, a pair of nipples assaulted my very dear eyes,.. so my serious curiosity got hold of me, and i looked up to see the face that owned the boobies, it was an Old Woman, okay so maybe she was tired of wearing a bra, i forgave her lack of judgment,
a couple of minutes later, at south station, i am going up the stairs, and i raised
my head up...KILODe..what What..damn!!, another set of waist level boobies, this lady's boobs, was almost hitting her belly button.
what maybe this is a Boston craze, you know am from Rochester, its really cold there, so nobody is would even dare leaving their house bra-less, before the -2 degree cold weather will freeze ure damn titties off, its goin to be like somehone is hanging some large ice cubes off your boobs, .....lol, i digress again...sorry.
okay back to my story of the boobs assault, so i decided to grab a smoothy and of course, i saw another bra-less, hanging boobs, so i decided not to be bothered again,
based on my empirical survey and serious analysis, i think this is a Boston trend, maybe its an unspoken tradition, ""when the weather is warm, throw out your bras""..hahha..
oky, so i got on the train, and finally had peace, yeah, i could read my paper with being assaulted from left right and centre,
so i opened up the paper, the first 5 sentences i read, i screamed like a true RAzzz BABE that i am, the guy behind me was like,..oh you just read page 1.(cant find the link, but its a TRue!! story, ..touch my tongue)
so the article was that, they caught a New jersey cop, getting a Blow job from a Cow, oya let me use proper English, he was receiving fellatio aka oral sex ...hahaha, from a COW!, its officially called bestiality to animals...hahahah
poor cow, how did the cow know its supposed to suck, oh ..my useless brain, is coming up with so many explanations..
but one thing i am sure of, without any doubt in my mind, the bra-less boobs of these Boston old women,is a serious contributing factor , to that guy going to do the Nasty-Nasty with cow..
"shaking my head"....really !!
Thursday, April 10, 2008
Am just goin to write...ENJoY....
oky, so it has been stupidiously crazy, like crazy raised to p0wer 35555,
for me, any everytime i try to write i start thinking, which messes up my mojo, ..anyway thanks omosewa, and catwalq ur posts always makes me recall why i started blogging, ...
so am here listening to omosewa' blogg music which i do ...all the time, i know i am just a useless girl, always blogg stalking and not leaving comments.. but hey...lol
so what been happening, to me.....2much ,
So, to day on the subway/T/Train, just in case, i call it different terms, i met "nukie"..he claims he is an underground rapper in Boston, wetin concern abgero with over load, i was like huh, so...
poor boy, am sure in his circle he is a star, but for me...he was kind-off wack.
as usual, lots of ridiculous things always happen to me, ..
ah, i am super excited, my bestest shoe in the whole Wide world, had been repaired,
if you see, how i searched high and low, for a cobler/shoe maker, ..for the first time, i missed my "baba toyin" aka the shoe maker at yabatech, the baba could fix any type of shoe, TRUE!..
okay back to my story, thats how the cobler guy looked at my shoe and shaked his head...i know what must have been goin thru his head, but professionalism and my serious biz suit refused the guy from taking,..hahahah
all he said your bill is $17 bucks, i did not even price/ask for a discount..
me seff i know i have worn that shoe, till all its made in china is showing, the heel came off, i still rocked the shoe,
the side of the heel started peeling, so i used black marker to color it black to match the shoe..haha,
finally the metal in the sole came out and i still racked the shoe...na me, i know.
so it was with great pleasure that i picked up my shoe from the cobler, and to my splendiferous happiness, it looked like brand new, so i happily wore it wo work this morning.. catwalking and doign my Naomi Campbell walk all over south station, Boston..hahah.
Original cost of shoe =$14.99
location =, Rochester, Ny
Fixing of sole and general rehabilitaion of shoe= $17.99
Age of SHoe= 10 months and still counting.
My expression when i picked up the shoes = Priceless..no no , in fact it was extreme excitnedness...hahaha
for me, any everytime i try to write i start thinking, which messes up my mojo, ..anyway thanks omosewa, and catwalq ur posts always makes me recall why i started blogging, ...
so am here listening to omosewa' blogg music which i do ...all the time, i know i am just a useless girl, always blogg stalking and not leaving comments.. but hey...lol
so what been happening, to me.....2much ,
So, to day on the subway/T/Train, just in case, i call it different terms, i met "nukie"..he claims he is an underground rapper in Boston, wetin concern abgero with over load, i was like huh, so...
poor boy, am sure in his circle he is a star, but for me...he was kind-off wack.
as usual, lots of ridiculous things always happen to me, ..
ah, i am super excited, my bestest shoe in the whole Wide world, had been repaired,
if you see, how i searched high and low, for a cobler/shoe maker, ..for the first time, i missed my "baba toyin" aka the shoe maker at yabatech, the baba could fix any type of shoe, TRUE!..
okay back to my story, thats how the cobler guy looked at my shoe and shaked his head...i know what must have been goin thru his head, but professionalism and my serious biz suit refused the guy from taking,..hahahah
all he said your bill is $17 bucks, i did not even price/ask for a discount..
me seff i know i have worn that shoe, till all its made in china is showing, the heel came off, i still rocked the shoe,
the side of the heel started peeling, so i used black marker to color it black to match the shoe..haha,
finally the metal in the sole came out and i still racked the shoe...na me, i know.
so it was with great pleasure that i picked up my shoe from the cobler, and to my splendiferous happiness, it looked like brand new, so i happily wore it wo work this morning.. catwalking and doign my Naomi Campbell walk all over south station, Boston..hahah.
Original cost of shoe =$14.99
location =, Rochester, Ny
Fixing of sole and general rehabilitaion of shoe= $17.99
Age of SHoe= 10 months and still counting.
My expression when i picked up the shoes = Priceless..no no , in fact it was extreme excitnedness...hahaha
Sunday, March 2, 2008
Still Busy
America's Sub prime loan situation and On-coming recession is freaking everyone out, so everyone is refinancing, unfortunately the economic environment isn't helping
the result: need to hire more people to deal with the paperwork overload
conclusion: toyin-t has a new job in JP Morgan, Boston
Thank you God!
my new apartment is ok, still in the process of moving
Mc Dreamy is back in my life, does accidental farting/messing count against your babe factor..hahaha
so i let an accidental one rip..hahah, you trust me, i just closed my eyes and pretended like i was asleep..lol,
the eventful life of the dating process and making a good impression.
i'll be back later
loads of love
Toyin-t
the result: need to hire more people to deal with the paperwork overload
conclusion: toyin-t has a new job in JP Morgan, Boston
Thank you God!
my new apartment is ok, still in the process of moving
Mc Dreamy is back in my life, does accidental farting/messing count against your babe factor..hahaha
so i let an accidental one rip..hahah, you trust me, i just closed my eyes and pretended like i was asleep..lol,
the eventful life of the dating process and making a good impression.
i'll be back later
loads of love
Toyin-t
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