okay, so i was at the airport, and as usual, the planes were delayed, anyhow, i was funmming and lamenting, cause, i was supposed to be at work, and my darling boss does not play with lateness- aka Tardiness..
anyway.. so piss was catching me, and i walked over to the ladies, however i was talking to one of my toasters and he was trying to calm me down, so i did not want to enter the ladies.."you know guys can actually hear you when you pee, they just pretend like they did not hear anything :)
on a side note..am loving this song right now..wait at 48secs, my dance moves goes into over -Drive
anyway back to the story, so i was walking in circles.."hot piss delaying tactic"..so when the boy finally got of the phone , that's how i ran in the toilet, as i entered, i saw one baba smile at me, so am like..hmnn this airport must be co-ed.
so, thats how , i carry go, i continued walking in looking for a free stall..that's how, i was confronted with exactly 3 bare buts of guys..,
my stupid brain still did not click... i was like okay i will check the left side, they will have the toilets that have doors that you can close...(p.s its not my fault my skool is co-ed, gender equality crap.so nothing surprises, guys sleep in the same room with girls....and so many other things)
finally my light bulb blew up...Shooo!... am in the guy"s toilet...
if you see the 4-40 , i used to run out, i carried my 2 kobo-kobo Leggs and ran like hot piss was catching me(which in fact it was )..
anyway the airport security guys saw me run, u shld have seen them they laughing so hard !
..stupid me, i was talking on the phone and i did not look up at the sign for the toilet, i just waka /walked in like my father built it...also how come the guys never even stopped me, they were all just smiling
lesson learnt= if you go into the guys toilet, no body will stop you! ..
HMnn i wonder, .. will they have ever told me, i was in the wrong toilet/bathroom