yePAAH- see my Life

in actual fact i am totally horrifies, No ..no wrong word, , i am totally embarrassment and disgraced.
the last time i blogged was in May, this is September.

..everyone begged, they sent email, the made phone calls, ..and my stupid, gbense, stubborn head, refused to make time ... i busy chasing boy up and down boston , and now "boy " has gone, so am back to being single again, ...hahaha

..shhh, now i have to add this to my list of things i don't see thru.

anyway..AM BAAAAACK!!!, this might not be too regular but i will at least try.

to get myself back into the "inner circle of Blogville"

MAdam Tot- aka toyintomato is back,
decided to be 2008 compliant

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Walk into the Guy's Toilet..Nobody will stop you..True!

okay, so i was at the airport, and as usual, the planes were delayed, anyhow, i was funmming and lamenting, cause, i was supposed to be at work, and my darling boss does not play with lateness- aka Tardiness..

anyway.. so piss was catching me, and i walked over to the ladies, however i was talking to one of my toasters and he was trying to calm me down, so i did not want to enter the ladies.."you know guys can actually hear you when you pee, they just pretend like they did not hear anything :)

on a side note..am loving this song right now..wait at 48secs, my dance moves goes into over -Drive




anyway back to the story, so i was walking in circles.."hot piss delaying tactic"..so when the boy finally got of the phone , that's how i ran in the toilet, as i entered, i saw one baba smile at me, so am like..hmnn this airport must be co-ed.

so, thats how , i carry go, i continued walking in looking for a free stall..that's how, i was confronted with exactly 3 bare buts of guys..,

my stupid brain still did not click... i was like okay i will check the left side, they will have the toilets that have doors that you can close...(p.s its not my fault my skool is co-ed, gender equality crap.so nothing surprises, guys sleep in the same room with girls....and so many other things)


finally my light bulb blew up...Shooo!... am in the guy"s toilet...

if you see the 4-40 , i used to run out, i carried my 2 kobo-kobo Leggs and ran like hot piss was catching me(which in fact it was )..
anyway the airport security guys saw me run, u shld have seen them they laughing so hard !

..stupid me, i was talking on the phone and i did not look up at the sign for the toilet, i just waka /walked in like my father built it...also how come the guys never even stopped me, they were all just smiling

lesson learnt= if you go into the guys toilet, no body will stop you! ..

HMnn i wonder, .. will they have ever told me, i was in the wrong toilet/bathroom

Assault of one boobs and many boobies

okay i know, the weather is getting warmer, but, haba, is it becos i am new to this city, or maybe it is a trend, ..
so i got on the T,aka subway, this morning , and low and behold, a pair of nipples assaulted my very dear eyes,.. so my serious curiosity got hold of me, and i looked up to see the face that owned the boobies, it was an Old Woman, okay so maybe she was tired of wearing a bra, i forgave her lack of judgment,

a couple of minutes later, at south station, i am going up the stairs, and i raised
my head up...KILODe..what What..damn!!, another set of waist level boobies, this lady's boobs, was almost hitting her belly button.

what maybe this is a Boston craze, you know am from Rochester, its really cold there, so nobody is would even dare leaving their house bra-less, before the -2 degree cold weather will freeze ure damn titties off, its goin to be like somehone is hanging some large ice cubes off your boobs, .....lol, i digress again...sorry.

okay back to my story of the boobs assault, so i decided to grab a smoothy and of course, i saw another bra-less, hanging boobs, so i decided not to be bothered again,

based on my empirical survey and serious analysis, i think this is a Boston trend, maybe its an unspoken tradition, ""when the weather is warm, throw out your bras""..hahha..

oky, so i got on the train, and finally had peace, yeah, i could read my paper with being assaulted from left right and centre,
so i opened up the paper, the first 5 sentences i read, i screamed like a true RAzzz BABE that i am, the guy behind me was like,..oh you just read page 1.(cant find the link, but its a TRue!! story, ..touch my tongue)

so the article was that, they caught a New jersey cop, getting a Blow job from a Cow, oya let me use proper English, he was receiving fellatio aka oral sex ...hahaha, from a COW!, its officially called bestiality to animals...hahahah

poor cow, how did the cow know its supposed to suck, oh ..my useless brain, is coming up with so many explanations..

but one thing i am sure of, without any doubt in my mind, the bra-less boobs of these Boston old women,is a serious contributing factor , to that guy going to do the Nasty-Nasty with cow..

"shaking my head"....really !!

Am just goin to write...ENJoY....

oky, so it has been stupidiously crazy, like crazy raised to p0wer 35555,
for me, any everytime i try to write i start thinking, which messes up my mojo, ..anyway thanks omosewa, and catwalq ur posts always makes me recall why i started blogging, ...

so am here listening to omosewa' blogg music which i do ...all the time, i know i am just a useless girl, always blogg stalking and not leaving comments.. but hey...lol

so what been happening, to me.....2much ,
So, to day on the subway/T/Train, just in case, i call it different terms, i met "nukie"..he claims he is an underground rapper in Boston, wetin concern abgero with over load, i was like huh, so...
poor boy, am sure in his circle he is a star, but for me...he was kind-off wack.

as usual, lots of ridiculous things always happen to me, ..

ah, i am super excited, my bestest shoe in the whole Wide world, had been repaired,
if you see, how i searched high and low, for a cobler/shoe maker, ..for the first time, i missed my "baba toyin" aka the shoe maker at yabatech, the baba could fix any type of shoe, TRUE!..

okay back to my story, thats how the cobler guy looked at my shoe and shaked his head...i know what must have been goin thru his head, but professionalism and my serious biz suit refused the guy from taking,..hahahah

all he said your bill is $17 bucks, i did not even price/ask for a discount..

me seff i know i have worn that shoe, till all its made in china is showing, the heel came off, i still rocked the shoe,
the side of the heel started peeling, so i used black marker to color it black to match the shoe..haha,
finally the metal in the sole came out and i still racked the shoe...na me, i know.

so it was with great pleasure that i picked up my shoe from the cobler, and to my splendiferous happiness, it looked like brand new, so i happily wore it wo work this morning.. catwalking and doign my Naomi Campbell walk all over south station, Boston..hahah.

Original cost of shoe =$14.99
location =, Rochester, Ny
Fixing of sole and general rehabilitaion of shoe= $17.99
Age of SHoe= 10 months and still counting.
My expression when i picked up the shoes = Priceless..no no , in fact it was extreme excitnedness...hahaha

Still Busy

America's Sub prime loan situation and On-coming recession is freaking everyone out, so everyone is refinancing, unfortunately the economic environment isn't helping

the result: need to hire more people to deal with the paperwork overload

conclusion: toyin-t has a new job in JP Morgan, Boston
Thank you God!

my new apartment is ok, still in the process of moving

Mc Dreamy is back in my life, does accidental farting/messing count against your babe factor..hahaha

so i let an accidental one rip..hahah, you trust me, i just closed my eyes and pretended like i was asleep..lol,

the eventful life of the dating process and making a good impression.

i'll be back later
loads of love
Toyin-t

Busy ..Busy..Busy

sorry, pips, it might take a a couple of weeks for me to settle down,
just relocated to Boston, for my new job, trying to settle down into my new apartment,

so give me some time, everything is very hectic right now

i'll be back...
hahah
Toyin-T

and i really liked this one.....(shhh ..its a secret)

you know, i really should just give up on guys...true talk. gbo-gbo nonsense yi, is just getting on my last dam nerves.

becos all this dramatilizations occurring in my ever crazy life never seems to end.

okay, so i hung up the phone on him, whats the big deal, maybe i was just looking for a way out that will hurt his feelings and give me a clear pass to waka away= move on

you know,

1: his work hours were crazy, i wasn't talking or seeing him, i had a slight feeling it was all about sex,

2: anyway i was getting tired of the falling asleep on the phone crap becos he is tired and just came out of surgery,

3: or the putting me on hold, drama becos his pager went off,

4: or no being able to go out on proper dates cos he was on call and his hospital might page him,

5: or him working nights, or him coming to take me out on dates in his scrubs becos he was really tired and culdnt go home to change....the list goes on

to continue the story, hahah, i brought up the issue of us not hanging out, thats how this brotha starts talking about me saying i want a relationship, ..WHAT. i think he must think he was God's creation to girls..

he wasn't listening, he was just hearing what he wanted to hear, i wasn't talking becos i wanted to take this further, i was talking becos i was tired!!

there really was no point trying to tell him that i was tired of all this and wanted to waka far=walk away.

so i just hung up the phone..KAPPISh.. end of story, so am single again...as usual
...so here is another story again about me and guys.
and i really liked this one.

update:....
not to sound like a bitch, i really liked him, but he not making time for me was hurting me,and i had to look out 4 myself.
his schedule/work hours was crazy , this wasn't his fault. it was the wrong time for both of us. i had to let him go or he was goin to end up hurting me.