Saturday, August 18, 2007

Air Quality Violation


Prosecutors
:The American Lung Association and the
U.S. Environmental Protection Agency
Defendant: Toyintomato, aka T-T, aka Toyin-T
Case: Air quality Violation

August 18, 2007: Appeals Court Denies toyintomato's case " on Air Quality violation"

Court shoots down Toyintomato's, appeal of August 2007 , ruling that the release of toxic flatulence 6 times a day violates Clean Air Act

Washington, D.C. (Aug 18, 2007) – A panel of federal judges denied appeals by Toyintomato to overturn the ruling on the quantity of flatulence released by Toyintomato.

Higher flatulence levels in a region are frequently accompanied by increased hospitalization, emergency room visits for respiratory disorders, reduction in outdoor activities and the widespread increase in the act of holding the nose.

Significantly, recognizing the harm from Toyintomato’s delay, laxity and lawlessness, the Court also “urged” her to “act promptly in promulgating a revised rule that effectuates the statutory mandate by implementing the 2 hour-hour [ozone] standard, which was deemed necessary to protect her friends, classmates, fellow bus riders and the entire public.”

Today’s decision reaffirms that Toyintomato violated the Clean Air Act by releasing flatulence in excess of the required minimum deemed sufficient for human beings.

“Toyintomato" should heed the Court’s pointed warning to act promptly to adopt protective rules that will deliver long overdue clean air to the public at large,”

The prosecution's attorney JohnBull said , this was a really hard case to prove due to the fact that most of toyintomato's farting came in the form of "silent bombs",
thankfully the toxic=stench levels matched that of toyin-t' s yarsh and that broke the case.

......furthermore Toyintomato's foot-dragging and law-breaking have a daily toll on people forced to breathe flatulence levels that doctors and scientists tell us is widely unhealthy.”

his suggested protective rules include:

1: limiting of eating of scrambled eggs to 3 times a week or less
2: total abstinence from any kind of beans possible
3: having laxative readily available to curb excessive farting.

Toyintomato's Response to all this:..."No comment!..while releasin another silent bomb..opps..lol"

(p.s..i am so sorry i haven't replied any comments or even blogg stalked in a while , i am workin like a mad person, also i am movin to a new apartment right now, and also skool starts full time on sept 3rd and i have assignments due already... in the famous words of Diana ross ..."i will survive!"..haha)

.... definition of terms :just in case you did not click on the link and haven't figured it out by now..hahah
Flatulence
1.) presence of a mixture of gases known as flatus in the digestive tract of mammals expelled from the rectum.
commonly known as 'farting', 'passing gas', 'breaking wind', 'cutting the cheese', or 'passing wind

2.)presence of gas under some degree of pressure, in a confined cubicle. The term is normally used of the presence of gas in the digestive tract of mammals, usually leaving a distinct odor

3.).)To discharge material, as vapor or fumes, usually suddenly and violently: emit, give, give forth, give off, give out,let out, release send forth.

intr.v.
fart·ed, fart·ing, farts
4.)To expel intestinal gas through the anus; break wind.
5.). An often audible discharge of intestinal gas.

22 comments:

Anonymous said...

Eight times a day is normal. Girl, what you eatin'?Include lots of fruit in your diet and enjoy farting away.
By the way, you forgot to include the Naija definition of flatulrnce 'mess'

Anonymous said...

hmmmmmmmmm lol
www.lovita.bravejournal.com

uknaija said...

hahaha

joicee said...

lolllllllllll

Admin UD said...

lmao...tew funny (as we bloggers are wont to say)

Eyin'ju Oluwa said...

LOL, what did you eat?

classybabe said...

lol,what is causing this flatulence ke.Sometimes the silent ones can be the worst!

shhhh said...

the silent ones ARE the worst for real

at least a chic can blog about it, thats cool

Manda said...

hahahahahahahaaa. yeye gurl.

Unknown said...

Na beans!!!

LOL!!

Anonymous said...

Better out than in.. and if anyone challenges you as regards your 'eso', just declare that,"there's a lot more where that came from!!"

La Reine said...

Girl you crazy, lol!

Anonymous said...

Toyin yaso pahhhhhhh ninu egbe...gbogbo egbe dawo bo..ounsunkun.....lol. I hope uknow dat song sha.

cinnamonqueen said...

akin is right. as shrek says, 'better out than in, i say'. still laughing my head off.

Anonymous said...

Hey toyin, im having beans for lunch. I guess my colleagues are in deep shit right?

princesa said...

LMAO!
TT, What is dis??
A whole post dedicated to 'messing'!

U are just one crazy girl!

Take it easy babes.

Atutupoyoyo said...

LMAO. O ya confess o. Wetin u chop?

Eyin'ju Oluwa said...

Toyin Tomarro, update!!!

Anonymous said...

Come update na!!!Hope all is well with u?

Jennifer A. said...

this post is the funniest post...ever...LOLLLLLLL...may "we" all fart less, amen!

Ms. Catwalq said...

oloorun...stinky

where have u been?

...toyintomato said...

@anon..abeg no vex.. naija definition= mess.
@unknaija + joicee, ugo,lovita, lareine, manda...i see my messin problem is causin you pips laughter, no shakin, maybe i should package it and send it to you guys.."eau de mess" by toyintomato..lol....
@omosewa+pamelastitch ..no mind me jare, i was eating scrambled eggs everyday, and the result was silent mess..haha
@last King of Scotland...i know, my sister told me, i really have to learn how to be proper, 2 much razzness in my blood...lol
@manda..girl, i have divorced beans long time ago becos of this issue, it was eggs this time oh!
@akin aworan +cinamonqueen...na true you talk, lots more where that came from 4 anyone that wants seconds..
@lurla..as an original razz babe, of course i know the song, sang it to a lot of kids in my primary school..hahahah
@supergirl: girl, did you say beans!!!, stay away from any enclosed spaces..lmao
@princesa..you should have smelt my silent bombs, i really had to dedicate a whole post to do justice to my august silent mess...lol
@atupoyoyo..as i talked before..haha, it wasnt beans oh , it was eggs..!!!
@jaycee...a big Amen to that !
@catwalq: girl my second name is now BuSY!!!!